Jordan's lines in The Specials Continued:

"But now, more than anything I just want to feel like a regular person again" -Shelly.
"Nightbird, what exactly are bird powers?" -Weevil.
"They're really stupid. I can hear really well and I don't really talk to birds or anything- it's more like we have an understanding. And I lay eggs!" -Shelly.

"People are nuts. That's a good one. I'm going to have to use that one" -Shelly (laughing).

"But the world needs the Specials" -Shelly.

"We were fighting these five guys in a warehouse and like they could shoot their eyes out of their eyes. Like they could hit you with their eye balls. I mean I didn't really fight -I was in a bin. But I can hear really well coz of my bird powers so that's going to really come in handy for when I have to testify in court" -Shelly.

People's opinions on Jordan:

"Jordan's incredible. It's a lot of fun coz she's incredibly talented." Rider Strong in the Beneath the Skin documentary.

"Jordan Ladd is one of the most beautiful girls on the planet" -Eli Roth, the director.

Jordan's lines in Club Dread:

Jordan first appears looking at a map of the island. She is lost. She hears a noise and looks around. She can't see anything, then she backs up into Jenny. She screams.
"Are you alright?" -Jenny.
"Yeah, that thing just scared me a little" -Penelope points to the gorilla suit Jenny is holding.
"It's just Wilki, the walking gorilla. These two idiots were trying to hump him so I thought I'd stash him out here. I'm Jenny" -Jenny.
"I'm Penelope" -Penelope, shaking her hand. "I'm a little lost".
"You look familiar. Have you ever been here before?" -Jenny.
"Oh, yeah! Well...no" -Penelope.
"So, where you from?" -Jenny.
"Uh, Milaska" -Penelope.
"I guess you just have one of those faces" -Jenny.

Penelope dances with Juan.
"Nice. A beautiful name Peen-aloppe" -Juan. "It's breath taking".
"Thankyou" -Penelope.
"Tell me. What brings you here to us?" -Juan.
"Oh, I'm on spring break. I go to Oral Roberts" -Penelope.
"Oral Roberts? Is that anything like Anal Johnson? Because I've done that a few times. Or am I thinking of Dirty Sanchez? Yeah, that was it" -Juan.
"I don't know what that is" -Penelope.
"No, that's not for you" -Juan. They carry on dancing.

"Hi, Juan" -Penelope.
"Hi...how are you?" -Juan.
"Good. I made you a hat" -Penelope.
"Oh, I don't know what to say" -Juan.
"Well, say thankyou and put it on" -Penelope.
"Alright. Thankyou. I love it" -Juan.
"You wanna take a walk along the beach?" -Penelope.
"Er...you know it's the same here as it is over there. There's sand and water here" -Juan.
Penelope suddenly attacks him and throws him to the ground.
"I heard you were being very bad today, Juan" -Penelope.

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