Jordan's lines in The Specials:

"I've been a hugemonous fan of the Specials since I was knee high...All my friends would make fun of me because the Specials were not a 'cool' group like the Amazing Trio or the Cruesaders. But you know, screw that. I also like Twiggie better than Bon jovi. I still do. I don't care what the critics say" -Shelly.

(Shelly gasps as she sees the Weevil).
"I'm a big fan!" -Shelly.
"Oh, thanks" -Weevil.
"Where are your anteners?" -Shelly.
"Oh, you know what? I only wear those round the press" -Weevil.
(Shelly carries on shaking his hand).
"Wow" -Shelly.
"Okay..." -Weevil.

"Cool. I wish I had another me" -Shelly after meeting Eight.

"Welcome aboard" -Minute Man.
"I'm on board!" -Shelly (looking happy).
"I'm a huge fan, MinuteMan" -Shelly.
"It's Minute Man" -Minute Man.
"God, I'm so dumb!" -Shelly.
"It's because I'm able to turn small" -Minute Man.
"I'm sorry" -Shelly.
"It happens all the time" -Minute Man.

"I'd like to hear the story. It wouldn't be boring to me coz I've never heard it" -Shelly.

"So, what's your super powers, Nightbird? Do you turn into a bird?" -Minute Man.
"I just have some dumb bird powers" -Shelly.

"I'm gonna get killed, I know it" -Shelly.
"Not with bird powers, you ain't" -Minute Man.
"I'm even afraid of like tough middle school kids. And now, if I have to face giant robots or something...I'm gonna want to blow my head off" -Shelly.

"I'm just standing here drinking punch, looking at people. They're wearing ties and stuff. You know what?" -U.S Bill.
"What?" -Shelly.
"You're real pretty" -U.S Bill.
"Thanks" -Shelly.
"This punch is real good" -U.S Bill.
"Yeah?" -Shelly.
"Some things have flavours that taste good on your tongue, don't you think?" -U.S Bill.
(Shelly just pours herself some punch and walks off).
"That's Nightbird" -U.S Bill.

"No, I don't want to. I came here to fight evil and all you people ever think about is having sex...and selling your toys" -Shelly.

"I just wanted to say thanks. When I was a little girl, you really meant something to me. That stuff you said to the papers about how the Specials weren't meant for everybody; they were meant for the odd ball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek. Yeah, that was me" -Shelly.

"All my life, all I ever wanted was to be a Special. I used to, actually, wake up every morning and prey that I would get stretching powers or find a micro-ironised ring or eat an ancient egyptian insect that would give me Weevil agility. Weevil senses and Weevil strength" -Shelly. "That last one I'm familiar with" -Weevil.

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