Jordan's lines in Cabin Fever:

(Bert leaves the cabin with a gun)
"What the hell is that?" -Karen
"Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels!" -Bert
"Why would you want to kill squirrels?" -Paul
"Cause they're gay!" -Bert
"Don't be a f***ing retard" -Karen
"I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight. I'll kill them either way!" -Bert

"You know when you've known someone a long time and you just want to kiss them to see if they're a good kisser or not? There's nothing wrong with that right?" -Karen
"No." -Paul
(They kiss then Karen rolls off the deck and starts swimming.)
"Where you going?" -Paul
"What does it look like?" -Karen
"I thought we were kissing?" -Paul
"We were!" -Karen
"So, what, do you like me now? Is this like a date?" -Paul
"Don't be gay!" -Karen

"You suck!" (Karen to Paul after he's told his ghost story)
"I love Berkeley. People there are so whacked! I met these guys up there and they had me fucked up for five days straight. They wouldn't let me drink anything but beer!" -Karen

"Cool. Bring the weed." -Karen

"You can imagine my disappointment when I first had sex!" -Karen

"Every time I close my eyes I see him." -Karen talking about the dead man.

"Is everything okay?" -Karen
"Howdy mam. Everything's fine. Just go back inside and just party." -Winston. "Um...okay." -Karen

"That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire. You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood" -Karen

"Should we say anything on our way out like oh, by the way we burned some guy alive?" -Karen

"I feel nauseous." Karen

"Don't leave me!!" -Karen

"Fuck you guys!" -Karen

"I'm going to die in here." -Karen

"I wanna go home." -Karen

"Better close the door, Marcy. You wouldn't want to infect anyone." -Karen

Jordan's comments about the film Cabin Fever:

"I think people are going to be really disturbed by the movie" -Jordan

"He thinks I look pretty with blood all over my face" -Jordan speaking about director Eli Roth.

"I feel like I'm making a porno" -Jordan

Jordan on her horrific makeup:
“It was cool. It took three hours to put on. I had formed all these bonds with the crew and the cast, and nobody would look at me with the make up on. Everybody looked at the floor and wouldn’t talk to me, and I couldn’t talk because I had these false teeth and I couldn’t move [my mouth], so I was a mute with a hideous face.”

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